Tartan Army fur us baith,
oor colours jest the same,
ups n doons we huv,
dinnae take oor claim to fame!
Oval baws tae roon yins,
Runnin up an doon,
In yer arms or at yer feet
Inta splats on the groon.
Eleven tae fifteen oh bollocks!
Tackles aplenty tae share aboot
Footie guys dae a faw or wiz it a dive?
Rugby inta a ruck: nae way oot!
Refs tae thon T.M.O if unsure,
Fa, affside, richt doon to the tri,
Pour gits lugs ar ringing fae thon players,
Only to be telt ta comply.
Half time: oh so different,
Full time even bettur,
Oh bejangles extra time
Oh Lordy geez a beltur!
Oor bodies skelpit n sair
Screamin oot fur thon hot tub
We’d skite on thon wet flair
Bugger it! We’re hittin the pub!
So you see rugby and footie ur alike
We really aint that different
As we staun n chant fur hunner mile,
Stubborn n proud we’re hell bent.
Scotland we bravely staun
Staunnin as yer loyal fans
Plenty widen spuns we huv
Yet rugby an footie are oor clans.